view this blog on firefox!!!

haha! in school now, oh gawd. this is how bored i am.

i realised that staying stagnant for too long really takes all form of motivation out. am so not motivated to do my dissertation. damn.

i have a creative suite for sale!!! unopened and unused!!!! anyone wants?? for sale around 107sgd.

speaking of selling stuff on this blog, i am damn freaking pissed. ordered slippers A YEAR AGO from this seller and till now she is not sending me my stuff. pissed.

Men's Pearls of Wisdom - damn funny!!!!

received this while conducting occasional checks on my gmail account. from lindsey.

it is damn funny!!!!

should read it whenever i am in need of afew laughs.

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Men's Pearls of Wisdom

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only way where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?

A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?

A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, 'Don 't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!

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enjoy!!!!

testimonial.

Hi Angela,

This is for the student testimonial purpose, just help me to answer below questions and write some comments about the school ok?

How do you find the lecturers? Are they friendly and professional enough?

Do you think that you have gained quite some knowledge from school and it should be useful for your future life? Is the learning process (assignments, exams, presentations…) developed your personality and potential ability?

Do you like the school environment and the students around you? Do you appreciate the events and activities that we organized besides your study schedule?

What do you like best about our school? Why do you think we want to choose you as a testimonial student?

Finally, thank you very much for your time and have a nice day ahead! I will see you around. All the best!

Regards,

xxx xxxx

Senior Programme Consultant / Sales Department

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hmmmm. i have a meeting with this xxx later on.

how shall i go about answering her????

some teachers are crappy and all of us have no idea what they are talking about.

some of the students do not ought to be let into the bachelor programme because they still do not know the 4Ps well!

other than study schedule, those school activities which i attended was because it was graded.

i like best about the school are my friends.

i think you chose me as a testimonial student because i am NOT going to say any of the above and tell you something very politically correct.

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sheesh!